I love my job. I'm not kidding, I really do, but sometimes my job sucks every ounce of sanity left in me. People start avoiding me, my cats hiss at me, even my mother can't stand me. In these times of need I look to my LoadingReality family. Without you, I wouldn't make it through crunch. Please read on for an exciting conversation with Sir Monster.

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:00 PM

Awesome, thanks for the codes!

Kari8/12/09 8:00 PM

SWEET YOU'RE WELCOME

LOL CAPS

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:00 PM

lol

PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPS WHEN THEY REALLY MEAN IT. SEE?

Kari 8/12/09 8:01 PM

I WANT TO BE ON YOU

I mean I want to be on you

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:01 PM

OM TO THE G

Lol

Kari 8/12/09 8:01 PM

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A PENIS

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:02 PM

IS THAT YOU LADY GAGA?

SHE'S GOT A PENIS, BTW.

Kari 8/12/09 8:02 PM

I KNOW I SAW IT IN A VIDEO IT WAS BIGGER THAN I THINK SHE THINKS IT IS

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:03 PM

I'M AMAZED THE THING DOESN'T FORCE ITS WAY OUT FROM TIME TO TIME AS BIG AS IT IS. I DON'T KNOW IF I WAS IN AWE, OF THE SIZE OF her PENIS OR THE SIZE OF MINE.

Kari 8/12/09 8:06 PM

I THINK I WILL TALK LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON

EVERYTHING I SAY SEEMS MORE IMPORTANT

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:07 PM

THAT WOULD BLOW TO HAVE BOTH. BUT I'M SURE SHE'S GOT THE CASH TO DO WHAT EVER SHE WANTS WITH THE FLOPPY LUMP.

OF COURSE, IT'S MEANS SO MUCH MORE WHEN YOU TYPE LIKE THIS.

Kari 8/12/09 8:07 PM

NO WAY THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO JERK OFF.

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:08 PM

IT'S JUST A LUMP OF SKIN, I DON'T THINK SHE EVEN HAS FEELING IN IT...

Kari 8/12/09 8:08 PM

HOW DO YOU KNOW

HAVE YOU TOUCHED IT

I'M PRETTY SURE WE SHOULD BE POSTING THIS CONVO TO THE PUBLIC

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:09 PM

THE REAL QUESTION IS, WHICH ONE WOULD BE THE SOURCE OF MOST OF YOUR TIME - OR WOULD YOU MAKE SURE TO HELP YOURSELF TO A NICE DOSE OF BOTH!

Kari 8/12/09 8:09 PM

I THINK WHICHEVER ONE FEELS BETTER

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:10 PM

THERE'S THE UTLIMATE QUESTION, LET ME ASK GAGA WHICH ONE FEELS AWESOMERERERER

Kari 8/12/09 8:10 PM

YEAH YOU SHOULD DO THAT

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:12 PM

MAYBE YOU SHOULD START WITH THE PIXENIS AND WORK YOUR WAY TO THE VAGENIS.. SINCE THE PIXENIS ONLY NEEDS A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME TO ENJOY.

THAT'S HOW I WOULD GO ABOUT IT ANYWAY

Kari 8/12/09 8:12 PM

I MEAN AT THAT POINT YOU SHOULD JUST DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:13 PM

WELL, GUESS THIS IS POSSIBLE WITH THHE HELP OF OTHERS. I DON'T THINK A HARD PIXENIS WILL MAKE IT'S WAY TO THE VAGENIS AT ANY ANGLE, UNLESS YOU BREAK IT OFF.

JUST SAYIN'

Kari 8/12/09 8:14 PM

NO I MEANT LIKE USING BOTH HANDS

OR GETTING SOME SORT OF DEVICE

IT'S KIND OF LIKE PATTING YOUR HEAD AND RUBBING YOUR STOMACH AT THE SAME TIME

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:15 PM

ONLY GODS CAN DEAL WITH SUCH ORDEALS

A ONE OF A KIND FLESHLIGHT WITH ADD ON FOR THOSE LADY GAGA'S AMONG US THAT NEED IT!

THAT NEEDS TO BE PATENT PENDING RIGHT NOW

Kari 8/12/09 8:16 PM

MAYBE I'M IN THE WRONG BUSINESS

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:17 PM

IT'S POSSIBLE. I KNOW I AM WHEN I HEAR OF INVENTIONS LIKE THAT WHICH MAKE THE BENJAMIN'S

Kari 8/12/09 8:17 PM

IT WOULD BE HARD TO FIND TESTERS FOR OUR PRODUCT

MAYBE WE COULD CALL IT THE GAGA STICK

monst3r2005 8/12/09 8:18 PM

I SUGGEST WE START THE GATHERING NOW. MAYBE SHE'S GOT FRIENDS WHO ARE WILLING TO TEST FOR US.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES